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Wild Robber

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EXT. VASQUEZ ROCKS, CALIFORNIA - AFTERNOON Caring actor DR HAROLD THUNDER is arguing with articulate housekeeper PROF GEMMA RANDALL. HAROLD tries to hug GEMMA but she shakes him off. HAROLD Please Gemma, don't leave me. GEMMA I'm sorry Harold, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away. HAROLD I am such a person! GEMMA frowns. GEMMA I'm sorry, Harold. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore. GEMMA leaves. HAROLD sits down, looking defeated. Moments later, noble private detective MS KATY JOLIE barges in looking flustered. HAROLD Goodness, Katy! Is everything okay? KATY I'm afraid not. HAROLD What is it? Don't keep me in suspense... KATY It's ... a robber ... I saw an evil robber frighten a bunch of swimmers! HAROLD Defenseless swimmers? KATY Yes, defenseless swimmers! HAROLD Bloomin' heck, Katy! We've got to do something. KATY I agree, but I wouldn't k...

Two Selfish Uncles Swimming to the Beat

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Prince was thinking about Princess again. was a spiteful do gooder with hairy toes and squat warts. Prince walked over to the window and reflected on his dirty surroundings. He had always loved creepy San Diego with its quaint, queenlike quarries. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel anxious. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a spiteful figure of Princess. Prince gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a generous, considerate, beer drinker with dirty toes and tall warts. His friends saw him as a defiant, determined do gooder. Once, he had even revived a dying, old lady. But not even a generous person who had once revived a dying, old lady, was prepared for what had in store today. The sun shone like smiling frogs, making Prince confident. Prince grabbed a ripped hawk that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. As Prince stepped outside and came closer, he could see the naughty glint in her eye. ...

Witty Christian Kowalski

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Christian Kowalski was thinking about Annie Blackman again. Annie was a proud dolphin with pretty elbows and brown eyes. Christian walked over to the window and reflected on his beautiful surroundings. He had always loved sleepy Berlin with its wooden, wide-eyed waters. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel afraid. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a proud figure of Annie Blackman. Christian gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a witty, grateful, cocoa drinker with wide elbows and brunette eyes. His friends saw him as a misty, mashed muppet. Once, he had even brought a wicked disabled person back from the brink of death. But not even a witty person who had once brought a wicked disabled person back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Annie had in store today. The rain hammered like eating kittens, making Christian sad. Christian grabbed a damp gun that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fin...

Unknown Life

You were a kook no doubt about it. Your father owned all the banks in OBX causing you to be richer than the Camerons who were hard to beat. You’ve lived in Outer Banks your entire life and would never leave neither would your father but for a completely different reason. See I love living in Outer Banks because it’s always warm, and the pogues are here. I know I’m a kook and all and you’re probably wondering how the hell I became a part of the group and trust me even to me it is kinda still a mystery. See I’ve been best friends with Kiara Carrera aka Kie since we were baby’s and when she was in her Rebellious phase I was right there with her. my dad likes Outer Banks because nobody ever asks questions.... well, at least not important ones. See my mother died giving birth to me and he’s always blamed me for it, it started with insults on his part until I turned 10. Now I didn't know that saying I was going to hang out with my friends would lead to the beginning of a physically abusi...